she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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