that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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