im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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