Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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