Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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