that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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