i think my mom watched the whole time
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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