is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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