It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Randomize
