i barfeds in our rink
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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