Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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