You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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