I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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