I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
COCAINE IS GR8
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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