The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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