is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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