I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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