do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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