Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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