and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
