we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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