didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
