I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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