Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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