In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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