he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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