Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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