i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
