I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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