4 words: hood of his car
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We are two peas in an std pod
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This is the high leading the old right now
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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