you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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