So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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