it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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