and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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