Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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