You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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