did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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