If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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