But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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