I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she looked like the before picture.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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