Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i now understand why vodka
After tacos, we're chasing women.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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