Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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