cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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