I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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