Taylor Swift is so right about you.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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