What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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