He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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