Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We are two peas in an std pod
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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