is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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