Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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