When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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