I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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