mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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