Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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